Sunday 5th April 2026, Ventura, 11.54am.

#222,417 — A lady walks into the local Party headquarters and asks, ‘Who created socialism, the scientists or the workers?’ The Party boss answered, ‘The workers, of course.’ The man wants to have yet another child, hoping for a non-idiot heir to the land; the woman refuses to add more idiots to the world.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.