Tuesday 3rd November 2026, Oxnard, 2.51am.

#242,398 — Passannante earned a place in Italian history by trying to assassinate King Umberto I of Savoy; he was subsequently arrested, tortured and received a death sentence, later reduced to life in prison. Bach’s music, a copy of the Mona Lisa, and Citizen Kane.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.