Sunday 20th January 2019, Los Angeles, 9.59am.

#78,048 — Once there was a man and on his shoulders he had, instead of a head, a hollow pumpkin. The only way for the girls to protect themselves is to stop being virgins.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.