Tuesday 13th April 2021, Vienna, 12.17pm.

#113,746 — Officials apprehend two students as they waited to board a British Airways plane with more than 6kg (13lb) of cocaine concealed in laptop bags. He decides to use his yoga skills to pretend to be dead, and thereby expose his wife’s villainy.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.