Friday 8th May 2026, Rosemead, 6.50am.

#224,794 — A charismatic rock singer is arrested on suspicion of driving erratically while on drugs. On the night of his birthday the frogs and other members of nature begin to pay him back.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.