Friday 28th August 2026, Oxnard, 9.31pm.

#234,892 — A man buys his fortune by selling his immortal soul. One day in a shop she finds a mannequin who looks exactly like her husband’s mistress, and buys it, with the intention of exhibiting it at home, as a sweet, quiet revenge. The guardian of the machine programmes his own DNA and the dog kills him. But he loves her so much by now that he goes on with the marriage and then, he just waits.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.