Saturday 22nd February 2025, Columbus, 3.27am.

#191,149 — A scientific detective divides his own time in periods for ‘Sleep’, ‘Eat’, ‘Dope’ and ‘Drink’. Lobster Man at first refuses to go, but when told that he will be able to eat whatever or whoever he wants he agrees to take the trip. They both grow older and in the end he marries the daughter of the woman he still loves.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.